I mockery comics. J's Wild Ride" by: Protoclown (Originally presented in Batman # 186, penciled by Murphy Anderson) (unfortunately the original writer is unknown, as they didn't really credit writers and artists back then) car murder CAPTION THIS. Boogie Posted: 5/13/2009 Plot: Kyousuke Shikijou is a normal high school student. If they can kill Max, then the spell on all of the other vampires, including the one on Michael, will be Comic: " Creepshow " Published by: Other Written by: Stephen King Artist: Bernie Wrightson Reviewer: Dr. Last year, I did a Longbox column on Marvel Zombies, which was actually a pretty enjoyable series where (in an alternate reality) all of the Marvel superheroes had been infected with a zombie virus and had devoured every living creature in the world. Ooooh, bad timing what with Mel's career, pal. It's probably because they changed the 's' on the end of 'strips' to a 'z', and we're suckers for ultra cool lingo like that. Mockery Pickled Feb 9, 2010 · "Frank Miller is Still Insane" 11/14/07 by: Protoclown I've been getting lots of emails requesting a follow-up to my All Star Batman and Robin Longbox column, and the time has finally arrived! It was always my intention to do a follow-up piece, but the book has been coming out so slowly that I wanted to wait until at least a few more issues came out so there'd actually be a decent amount of I-Mockery. It can be found here. com Forum : Discussion community featuring humorous attacks on all aspects of pop culture and one-on-one mock wars. Unfortunately, his efforts to do so only seem to create more ghosts by endangering everyone who gets closely involved with him. Reading your comments however, I sometimes wonder if I'm not scaring some of you away from comic books altogether. And as the convention attendance continues to grow exponentially each year, it would seem that my photo galleries of it are growing in a similar When I proposed the idea of writing a section on Comic Books for I-Mockery, my first question was, where the hell to start!? I began reading comics soon after I learned to read at all, which means it was around 1969. Especially the classic Vincent Price Shrunken Head Apple Sculpture kit! There are still many more 2009 San Diego Comic-Con photos to see! Click here to continue onward to I-Mockery. The Inhumans were introduced to the marvel universe in FF # 45, 1965, presumably because the idea of mutants didn't offer Marvel enough chances to come up with freaky-ass, odd looking, super powered characters. He tries to get some help, but the other skrull think he's a loser on A particularly enthusiastic young fan approaches Warrior for an autograph, but Warrior only responds with a face full of rage while fire shoots out of his eyes. com - Tales from the Longbox! When I proposed the idea of writing a section on Comic Books for I-Mockery, my first question was, where the hell to start!? I began reading comics soon after I learned to read at all, which means it was around 1969. Oct 10, 2024 · I-Mockery is a pop culture humor site owned and operated by Roger Barr (aka: -RoG-) that has existed online in various forms since 1996. com | I-Mockery's Big 2008 San Diego Comic-Con Photo Album!by: -RoG- CONTINUED As cool as the movie was, there weren't a whole lot of new bells 'n whistles to the Dark Knight pinball machine. com - HEY DORK! Let's talk comics!1973! Schoolhouse Rock, Steve Austin; A Man barely Alive! Elvis Presley's Aloha from Hawaii concert! Vice President Spiro Agnew forced to resign for Tax evasion! The enigmatic beast that had been the Sixties was coughing up blood, it's skull cracked open by the egg tooth of the nascent, imbecilic Seventies; Where could a young man go for solace? I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > Movies & Television Last Film (s) You Watched Thread Tools Display Modes # 1226 Guitar Woman Drugs+drugs+rock+roll Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Portland, OR I-Mockery. It takes way more to get my motor running. However, when he dons a pair of women’s panties over his face, the hidden potential in his perverted blood (from his mother’s side of the family) is unlocked. Boogie Posted: 11/30/2009 Plot: When low-level thug Nick Gallo goes missing (except for his severed feet), the police turn their attention to the Crime Cannibal, a superhero with the incredible power to eat people really, really fast. Looks like the Little Mermaid has some extra fins to help her swim under the sea. com - Hey Dork! Let's Talk Tales from the Longbox!The Golden-Age Atom, Hawkman, Flash and Green Lantern of All-American Publications teamed with The Sandman, The Hourman, Doctor Fate and The Spectre of National Comics. But maybe they exchanged presents or something. Boogie Posted: 1/8/2008 Plot: Deadpool stars in his own book of happy funtime activities for kids! All others go to hell. Either there was some miscommunication between the writer and the cover artist, or someone is fucking with people's expectations in I'm sure that by now most of you comic book fans have seen the wretched abomination that is Spider-Man's new costume. One section in particular, the "Law Stripz" Cartoons, really caught our attention. At the same time, someone figured “hey, if you’re going to make a movie based off a comic, why not make a Comic: " Winter Men " Published by: Other Written by: Brett Lewis Artist: John Paul Leon Reviewer: Dr. So there was probably no dinner. Bad move, as it turns out, Ellis is SO creative and his unrequited love for Black Canary is such a MASSIVE bummer, his I-Mockery. It’s been fourteen years since he last . Usually the comics related to the action figure that you purchased so that you could act out the same storyline with your newfound figure. It's all heartbreak Comic: " Man-Eating Cow " Published by: Other Written by: Clay Griffith Artist: Alan Hopkins Reviewer: Dr. But there are certain characters that get all the spooky elements just right, so that they practically ooze "My Comic Book Hit List: Part 2" 7/7/08 by: Protoclown It's been just over a year since the first edition of my Comic Book Hit List, so I figured it was about high time that I revisited the ol' kill sheet. If I do go next year I'm going to have to save up a lot of money. He may be bigger, but he still doesn't have much to say I-Mockery. The first comic book I ever bought (or begged my mom to buy me, I should say) was G. S. com - Comics! A collection of our web comics and comic-oriented pieces! Click on everything, there’s some hidden easter eggs in each comics! Click on the images to read the comics on I-Mockery. JOE 31, back in 1983. I know many of you I plan on parodying all sorts of comics, from Marvel, DC, and others. Also am I the only one that was immediately and irrevocably reminded of Max Burbank by the crying Macho Man picture? Just wondering. That was damn good coverage of the comic con. Hell, if Ghost Rider had only wrapped a bow around that flash drive, he could've gotten away with a freebie. Enter me, the guy who, upon receiving employment at I hope you have found this whole experience as educational about the holiday as I have. Didn't buy the new book, didn't find out if in this new continuity the same Legionnaire's got married or died valiantly or grew up to be battle scared Lesbians… I-Mockery. Looks like a blast! Too bad I didn't see any Mega Man/Woman in the pics, oh well. com - Tales from the Longbox! Feb 5, 2010 · "Frank Miller is Still Insane" 11/14/07 by: Protoclown I've been getting lots of emails requesting a follow-up to my All Star Batman and Robin Longbox column, and the time has finally arrived! It was always my intention to do a follow-up piece, but the book has been coming out so slowly that I wanted to wait until at least a few more issues came out so there'd actually be a decent amount of While "The Guy Who Can't Draw Comics" isn't going to be updated anymore, you'll be happy to know that the archive has finally been repaired. There are, after all, a lot of lametastic assholes still running around in my comics, and nobody's doing a gods-damned thing to stop them. How the hell should I know? I'm not some furtive twelve-year-old Internet masturbator. Comics are my religion and the comic store my church. While the convention Comics "Beary Dangerous" by: Protoclown (Originally presented in Ewoks # 2 by Dave Manak and Warren Kremer) Have any questions or comments about this piece? Email Protoclown! Comics "Werewolves and Sticky Buns" by: Protoclown (Originally presented in Werewolf by Night # 42, by Doug Moench and Don Perlin) NOTE: I'm testing out a new comments system using Disqus, so you no longer have to register an account on I-Mockery to post a comment. Mark is your stereotypical skater/punk with a love for comic books. The official sequel is still forthcoming, but earlier Comic: " Final Crisis #6-7 " Published by: DC Comics Written by: Grant Morrison Artist: JG Jones and lots of others Reviewer: Max Burbank Posted: 2/3/2009 Plot: Plot: Hey, Hey, Hey, SPOILER ALERT! Batman escapes Darkseid’s machines and makes a one-time exception to his ‘no guns’ policy by blowing a hole in Darkseid with the very God killer bullet Darky used to kill Orion. com - Protocomics Part 6: More Than Meets the Eye in Bed! I-Mockery. Not too long before Wildstorm won the right to publish crappy horror comics based on popular movie franchises Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Avatar Press (best known for publishing what often amount to crappy adult comics with a "plot") enjoyed that honorable privilege. Basically the first things I did on the web. Chef Freddy I'm damn glad that I saw this comic sitting behind the counter in a local comic shop on that fateful day years ago, and I hope you enjoyed riding shotgun with ol' U. On behalf of all of thus who have crap cars and thus could not attend, I salute you. But not before Comic: " Supermans Pal Jimmy Olsen #133 " Published by: DC Comics Written by: Jack Kirby Artist: Jack Kirby Reviewer: Max Burbank Posted: 7/14/2008 Plot: Media Mogul Morgan Edge buys the Daily Planet, and his first order of business is an assignment for… Jimmy Olsen? With the assistance of The Newsboy Legion, Olsen penetrates the ‘Wild Area’, a lawless zone of dropouts, hippies and Comic: " Blankets " Published by: Other Written by: Craig Thompson Artist: Craig Thompson Reviewer: Protoclown Posted: 4/22/2008 Plot: Semi-autobiographical tale about young Craig's strict religious upbringing, his relationship with his brother, his relationship with God, and falling in and out of love for the first time. After a year of waiting, Frank Miller's finally released enough issues of "The Goddamn Batman" to warrant another Longbox column! Apparently that kind of insanity takes time to cultivate (it ages like a fine wine). This needs to be made into a movie. Discuss the newest (and oldest) I-Mockery articles, games, comics and more all in this forum! Weeklies Comic: " Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash: The Nightmare Warriors " Published by: Other Written by: Jeff Katz, James Kuhoric Artist: Jason Craig Reviewer: Daniel Emerson Posted: 10/6/2010 Plot: Freddy and Jason are back causing havoc, so it's up to one man and his boomstick to stop them once again. I went to the convention in my professional capacity as a writer for I-Mockery. Comic: " The Last Christmas " Published by: Image Comics Written by: Gerry Duggan and Brian Posehn Artist: Rick Remender Reviewer: Protoclown Posted: 12/7/2008 Plot: In a post-apocalyptic future, Santa Claus must save the last boy who believes in him from evil mutants, thus saving the spirit of Christmas itself. Basically, the Inhumans are descended from primates that the Celestials genetically enhanced, and then the Kree came SEND COMIC TO A FRIEND MESSAGE BOARD LINKS CONTACT Link to me: Pixel Pals is back! Sorry for the delay, I've been extremely busy with the rest of the site along with other projects lately. The official sequel is still forthcoming, but earlier this year, Marvel released a spin-off prequel series called Marvel Zombies vs. Once again I-Mockery has saved me money! I'm a huge fan of the first movie but never cared for the sequel. While the convention I-Mockery. U. Review: Much like Mark Millar's other creator-owned property that got turned into a (terrible) movie, Wanted, Kick-Ass is the story of an everyman who gets whisked into a Comic: " Action Comics #392 " Published by: DC Comics Written by: unknown Artist: unknown Reviewer: Max Burbank Posted: 4/29/2008 Plot: Superman Jr is a super screw-up, so Superman grounds him permanently by exposing him to Gold Kryptonite! Way to super over react, dad! Review: A while back I did a “Hey Dork” column about the sons of Superman and Batman feature that ran in ‘Worlds Finest Comic: " The Walking Dead: Compendium One " Published by: Image Comics Written by: Robert Kirkman Artist: Tony Moore , Charlie Adlard Reviewer: Nick Posted: 9/13/2010 Plot: A small town police officer awakes from a coma to discover a world besieged in hellish creatures. At one point he's going through his comics and notices a new "Nightmare" comic that he hadn't seen I-Mockery. Jul 18, 2017 · You too could experience the thrill of being mauled at Comic-Con! Preparing for exhibiting at the 2016 San Diego Comic-Con feels like a whirlwind of chaos, just like is has every year we've been there. com - Protocomics Part 3: Mr. 2009 San Diego Comic-Con photos to see! Click here to continue onward to page 24! There are lots of great spooky comic book characters out there that invoke the imagery and ideas of Halloween. In a strangely contrived coincidence, DC's "Big Three": Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman all disappear from the DC Universe for different reasons around the same time, and in another startlingly manufactured synchronism, they I-Mockery. The first of these is The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Why not instead of this scooby doo adventure your doing, just amek an I-mockery comic, that way, you can have all the Mockery greats in there at at least one time. Rather than having one small focus, I-Mockery has material on just about anything you can think of. From 1949 until his death in 1973, Walt Kelly drew comics and newspaper strips featuring Pogo Possum and his friends who lived in the Okeefenokee Swamp. Didn't buy the new book, didn't find out if in this new continuity the same Legionnaire's got married or died valiantly or grew up to be battle scared Lesbians… "Frank Miller Spiraling Out of Control" 12/01/08 by: Protoclown Put on your mittens and Santa hats, kids, because Christmas has come a little early this year. Comic: " The Ultimates 3, #1 " Published by: Marvel Comics Written by: Jeph Loeb Artist: Joe Madureira Reviewer: Max Burbank Posted: 1/3/2008 Plot: We pick up the story a short, undefined time after the last story arc, wherein the Ultimates (the Ultimate Universes version of the Avengers) beat back the superhuman lead armies of various third world countries who had successfully invaded and Discuss the newest (and oldest) I-Mockery articles, games, comics and more all in this forum! Discuss the newest (and oldest) I-Mockery articles, games, comics and more all in this forum! FREE COMIC BOOK DAY by: Protoclown Hello, true believers! I am here to tell you that the day when the light from the heavens will shine down upon you and rain flowers and adorable puppies on everyone is coming very soon. Can he find his family within this nightmare he has awoken to? Review: In this day and age of unoriginality and remakes the Comic: " Baby's First Deadpool Book " Published by: Marvel Comics Written by: Various Artist: Various Reviewer: Dr. Oh, come on, how am I NOT supposed to stare at your chest when you wear a TV on it!? Also - best place for a tv ever? There are still many more 2009 San Diego Comic-Con photos to see! Click here to continue onward to page 22! I still can't believe such a comic series actually ever existed. Reviewer: Protoclown Posted: 2/8/2010 Plot: Dave Lizewski wants to live in a world of super-heroes. I’ll try to keep the writing part brief that way we can get I-Mockery. com - Tales from the Longbox! I-Mockery. com - Protocomics Part 4: Brief Battle! Comic: " Not Brand Echh 1-13 " Published by: Marvel Comics Written by: Various Artist: Various Reviewer: Max Burbank Posted: 4/7/2008 Plot: Marvel parodies it's own heroes, it's competition, and various other pop culture phenomena, and introduces the world to Forbush Man. And for the first time since I was seven years old, I refused to follow the story. PreApocalyptica Bawbaruh Aug 1st, 2011, 09:11 PM Goddamnit, who dresses up as an MSPaint Adventures character The worst costume Jaimas Forum Chaos Lord Aug 2nd, 2011, 12:05 AM I-Mockery. com - Tales from the Longbox! I still can't believe such a comic series actually ever existed. A chaotic battle ensues, during which the most dangerous villain in the group, Nitro (whose Weeklies Comic: " Marvel Apes " Published by: Marvel Comics Written by: Karl Kesel Artist: Ramon Bachs Reviewer: Dr. Anyway, keep an eye out for more Pixel Pals comics each week! I-Mockery. com - Tales from the Longbox!This one isn't obvious when you first look at the cover on the shelf, but instead only becomes apparent after you've shelled out money for the book. com - Protocomics Part 7: Ladies Man! Forum Jump User Control Panel Private Messages Subscriptions Who's Online Search Forums Forums Home I-Mockery Site Forums Article Discussion Forum Events I-Mockery Discussion Forums General Blabber Gaming 'n Toys Movies & Television Music Art Comics 'n Books Loveline Philosophy, Politics, and News Sports & Health I-Mockery Miscellaneous Forums Questions, Suggestions, and Tech Support Thread A strange twist to standard comic strips. I had been hearing for years how different the finished movie was from Miller's screenplay and was very interested when I found out there was a comic book made from that screenplay. Insane Comic Book Covers: World's Finest Comics! by: Pjalne Saving the world every day is really hard work. The narration box says that the Warrior has made an impression on this kid for a lifetime, basically saying that he's just scarred this poor kid for life. com - Tales from the Longbox!I'm going to be flat out talking about the plots for both of these big events here, so if you haven't read them yet and you are worried about spoilers, this isn't the right place for you to be. Back in 1989, Marvel Comics released a short-lived magazine format series called Freddy Krueger's A Nightmare on Elm Street, to which I would answer, yes, yes he is. Glad you had fun! Dr. I did like all the babes in various costumes though, good stuff. com - Protocomics Part 7: A Deadly Game Of Death! I-Mockery. But seeing as how all this material has already been published and you could have read it if you wanted to, I don't really consider any of it to be all that Comic: " Black Hole " Published by: Fantagraphics Written by: Charltes Burns Artist: Charles Burns Reviewer: Protoclown Posted: 3/2/2008 Plot: In the 1970s, a mysterious sexually transmitted disease known only as "the bug" spreads across the youth of Seattle's suburbs, leaving teenagers horribly mutated, turning them into social pariahs. Warrior's girlfriend tells the kid it's okay, that Warrior isn't himself right I-Mockery. I-Mockery. Back in 1986 there were two comic books that really shook up the industry in their novel approach to portraying superheroes, and they have been endlessly imitated (but never repeated) ever since. The problem is that the series came out bi-monthly because the painted artwork took a long time to complete. We had the entire I-Mockery staff at the I-Mockery. com's Halloween Collection!HalloweenI-Mockery. I'm also going to be sure to credit the original source material so you can track it down if you're curious to see the unmangled version. With Re, Nick, and Matt at my side along with some other great friends lending a hand, I-Mockery had its busiest year ever at Comic-Con BY FAR. Put two and two together and they quickly deduce that Max is the head vampire. I-Mockery Merchandise - Shirts, Stickers, Comics and other crap! Comic: " Annihilation: Super Skrull " Published by: Marvel Comics Written by: Javier Grillo-Marxuach Artist: GregoryTitus Reviewer: Dr. From almost the first instant setting foot upon the conventional hall floor, I was utterly I-Mockery. From the early 80's on I've been into comics, but god's above Marvel, your making it hard! I survived the 90's comic era! You should treat me better dang it! "Fashion Hell" by: Protoclown (Originally presented in The Invincible Iron Man # 42-43, by Gerry Conway and George Tuska) Have any questions or comments about this piece? Email Protoclown! Wow, the Thundercats comic lends itself exceptionally well to the Protocomics treatment. Review: I've always enjoyed Brian Posehn when I've seen him in TV shows and movies Comic: " Ambush Bug Year None #1 " Published by: DC Comics Written by: Giffen, Flemming Artist: Giffen Reviewer: mburbank Posted: 8/3/2008 Plot: Ambush Bug investigates the murder of Joni DFC, continuity cop. Features of the site include "mocks," which riff on just about anything, shorts, which are shorter riffs, and comic reviews, zany product demonstrations, and original games and works. com - Tales from the Longbox! Comic: " Kling Klang Klatch " Published by: Dark Horse Comics Written by: Ian McDonald Artist: David Lyttleton Reviewer: The Leader Posted: 8/31/2010 Plot: A hardboiled detective tries to solve a grizzly (puntastic) murder, but ends up finding himself in the middle of a conspiracy involving Panda abortionists, organ trade, and young love. com - HEY DORK! Let's talk comics! I spend a lot of time on here writing articles trashing the hell out of comics that are so hilariously bad that they totally deserve to be trashed. I'd had some Disney I-Mockery's largest game project ever is the ultimate tribute to the Nintendo Entertainment System! Take control of Abobo and destroy everything to save Aboboy! I-Mockery. With the help of Superman, they Another Spectacular Year of Comic-Con Coverage, Complete with nostalgic pics & dashingly witty comments by -RoG- & the I-Mockery crew!!! Thx So Much for bringing it All here, for All of us to see. com - Protocomics Part 7: Ladies Man!Part 7: "Ladies Man" by: Protoclown (Originally presented in Action Comics #395, by Leo Dorfman and Curt Swan) "That River In Egypt" by: Protoclown (Originally presented in Hulk & Thing: Hard Knocks # 3 & 4 by Bruce Jones and Jae Lee) Have any questions or comments about this piece? Email Protoclown! I-Mockery. Comb through any old video game magazines and see what inspires you! Create your entry in any style you like, just make sure it's based on Trick-or-Treat Adventure! Here's the logo for the game in case any of you need it to use in your entries: - Trick-or-Treat Adventure logo with glow. Before then, it was a printed periodical called Visionary Darkness. A large version of Snake Eyes. No, Bush hasn’t been booted from office yet, I'm talking about a day where you can go to the comic book store and get free comic books. I was gonna do that, but I got minus points for giving protoclown that beard. If you haven't read part one, go check it out now to get yourself up to speed. This is also a brilliant I've been reading comic books for most of my life, and as much as I will complain about them from time to time, I love them and always will love them. com - HEY DORK! Let's talk comics!This is what the Dave Cockrum Saturn Girl costume would look like if some lonely, virginal fanboy Photoshopped it onto a picture of Teutonic Supermodel Heidi Klum! Anyway, I think its Heidi Klum. Well after the first four comics came and went, Warrior threw us all for a loop with a special Christmas issue! Even more impressive, it appears to be a collection of random pin-up drawings of the Warrior in a winter wonderland, rather than a traditional comic book made with the intent of telling a cohesive story. com - I-Mockery at the 2005 San Diego Comic-Con! Updated Daily with new photos! I-Mockery. Boogie Funky Dynamite Aug 12th, 2010, 06:12 PM I-Mockery. com - Tales from the Longbox! Comic: " The Punisher: The End " Published by: Marvel Comics Written by: Garth Ennis Artist: Richard Corben Reviewer: Dr. com - HEY DORK! Let's talk comics! I think the mask in the comics has lenses as wellit probably depends on who you ask. Enter me, the guy who, upon receiving employment at "Frank Miller Spiraling Out of Control" 12/01/08 by: Protoclown Put on your mittens and Santa hats, kids, because Christmas has come a little early this year. But see, unlike the others who are focusing all of their bitterness on the costume, I want to focus Or a column about Superhero death and resurrection would be great topics worthy of another team-up of that magnitude. com - HEY DORK! Let's talk comics! "My Comic Book Hit List: Part 2" 7/7/08 by: Protoclown It's been just over a year since the first edition of my Comic Book Hit List, so I figured it was about high time that I revisited the ol' kill sheet. Army of I-Mockery. com - SHORTS! Random little oddities for your amusement!Shorts Comic-Con. Found any weird, bizarre, stupid or funny comics that should appear in a future "Tales From the Longbox" column? Email Protoclown and let him know! I-Mockery. My favorite suspension-of-disbelief is how Spidey's mask can change the shape of the eyes to fit his expression. Any chance the left over shirts will make their way onto the store page? On a side note, what kind of nes to usb did you guys use at the booth? I've been looking for one, but don't want it to feel cheap. It's like suddenly learning that everything I ever believed about comics was a lie. Ten-four, good buddies! In our last pulse-pounding edition of Tales From the Longbox, I gave you a rockin', rollickin' tour through the senses-shattering first six issues of US-1, a comic series that is truly akin to the timeless work of William Shakespeare. So, in honor of Halloween, I'm going to take a detailed look at one issue of each A strange twist to standard comic strips. Pop culture, nostalgia, cheesy movies, video games, comics, bad music, weird toys, absurd novelties, bizarre foods I-Mockery. Now while these mini-comics certainly bring back some good memories, there's no denying that the quality of I-Mockery. PAX? I definitely plan on coming sometime, but it's hard because it's so close after Comic-Con (which I already spend most of my money at) and it's right when Halloween season starts here on I-Mockery, which is my favorite time o' year. In this I failed. Army of Darkness" 10/9/07 by: Last year, I did a Longbox column on Marvel Zombies, which was actually a pretty enjoyable series where (in an alternate reality) all of the Marvel superheroes had been infected with a zombie virus and had devoured every living creature in the world. com - Tales from the Longbox!One of the villains happens to spot the entire team and camera crew stealthily "hiding" in the backyard while taking out the trash and rushes in to alert her cohorts that they're under attack, so the New Warriors lose the element of surprise they were hoping for. com - Tales from the Longbox! Discuss the newest (and oldest) I-Mockery articles, games, comics and more all in this forum! Comic: " Justce League of America #89 " Published by: DC Comics Written by: Mike Friedrich Artist: Dick Dillon Reviewer: Max Burbank Posted: 3/17/2008 Plot: A Mopey, jaded TV writer Harlequin Ellis hits on Black Canary until Green Arrow threatens to beat him up but good. Something! The world must be told about the metal-skulled space trucker with his silver dollar and psychotic brother. This is probably because it's very I-Mockery's largest game project ever is the ultimate tribute to the Nintendo Entertainment System! Take control of Abobo and destroy everything to save Aboboy! Comic: " Hellblazer: Original Sins " Published by: DC Comics Written by: Jamie Delano Artist: John Ridgeway Reviewer: Protoclown Posted: 4/2/2008 Plot: Mage and occultist John Consantine tries to escape the ghosts that haunt him from his past. com | I-Mockery's Big 2010 San Diego Comic-Con Photo Album!by: -RoG- CONTINUED Predator + Pedobear = Predobear. 1, Part One" 4/30/08 by: Protoclown My friends, have I got a real treat for you. Boogie Posted: 10/22/2008 Plot: Author Stephen King took a stab at writing horror shorts in the style of old pulp comics like Tales from the Crypt for a movie called Creepshow. com - Tales from the Longbox!52 DC's weekly 52 series fills in the gap between Infinite Crisis and the One Year Later books that came immediately after it. com - HEY DORK! Let's talk comics! I-Mockery. com | Freddy Krueger's 10 Best KillsKill #8: More Powerful Than A Loco-Madman! (from "A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child") Here's a good one, it's easily among of the more creative and humorous Freddy kills. This will actually be I-Mockery's eighth time as an exhibitor, and the time really has flown by. From the early 80's on I've been into comics, but god's above Marvel, your making it hard! I survived the 90's comic era! You should treat me better dang it! I-Mockery. com - HEY DORK! Let's talk comics!Crystal is an Inhuman. Something about the place doesn't sit right with Frank so, following a hunch, he goes back to Comic: " Hentai Kamen " Published by: Other Written by: Keishuu Ando Artist: Keishuu Ando Reviewer: Dr. I was undecided until that morning when he offered to cover the $15 entry fee and buy me a Boigah for lunch. com - Tales from the Longbox! In addition to all the photos, I-Mockery had a booth at Comic-Con for the first time this year which was awesome because it marked two anniversaries: it was the 40th anniversary of the San Diego Comic-Con and the 10th anniversary of I-Mockery (well 13 technically if you count the years the site was online before we finally registered a domain I-Mockery. com - Tales from the Longbox!"Horrible Horror Comics!" 10/23/06 by: Not too long before Wildstorm won the right to publish crappy horror comics based on popular movie franchises , , and , Avatar Press (best known for publishing what often amount to crappy adult comics with a "plot") enjoyed that honorable privilege. In the meantime, the rest of us will continue down the Move over Watchmen, there's a new comic in town ready to take the "Most Celebrated Graphic Novel Ever" title. 1 is a comic that I've had in my "must write a Longbox column about" stack for more than a year now, but I've been holding off in favor of more timely articles, and also I knew that this would be an ambitious venture best tackled for a later date. com - Tales from the Longbox!"Marvel Zombies vs. com - Tales from the Longbox! Wow, the Thundercats comic lends itself exceptionally well to the Protocomics treatment. You know there's no time I enjoy more than Halloween each year, and having so many of you making I-Mockery your virtual Halloween home truly makes it all the better. com | I-Mockery's Big 2010 San Diego Comic-Con Photo Album!by: -RoG- They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but what words are worth a thousand pictures? Comic-Con. The thing I love most about this series is the way it perfectly blends the fantastic and the mundane, to the point where you feel like literally anything can happen, resulting in one of the most I-Mockery. My brother called me up on Saturday to ask if I wanted to go to Comic-Con on Sunday. com's Halloween Collection! I-Mockery. However, a washed-up old rodeo clown has some dire Want to see more He-Man and the Masters of the Universe comics? CHECK OUT THIS RECAP OF THE "SKELETOR'S DRAGON" MINI-COMIC! I-Mockery. General BlabberAug 9th, 2004, 03:45 AM car murder CAPTION THIS. Found any weird, bizarre, stupid or funny comics that should appear in a future "Tales From the Longbox" column? Email Protoclown and let him know! Aug 2, 2011 · Comic-Con. com - Tales from the Longbox! Ahh, Bender is such a bad influence on the youth of today. Given the wide range of video games on the market these days, you'd think this would make him pretty much unstoppable. While "The Guy Who Can't Draw Comics" isn't going to be updated anymore, you'll be happy to know that the archive has finally been repaired. Beautiful Comic: " Kick-Ass: Book One " Published by: Marvel Comics Written by: Mark Millar Artist: John Romita Jr. I hope they'll be good sports about it, because it's all in good fun, and I sincerely love the comic industry. What is illustrated on the cover never actually takes place inside the book. Boogie Posted: 4/28/2009 Plot: C-list superhero, The Gibbon, enrolls himself in a scientific study of superbeings being conducted at State University. To make matters worse, the CIA is in town, and they want him to Comic: " The Punisher #71-74 " Published by: Marvel Comics Written by: Victor Gischler Artist: Goran Parlov Reviewer: Protoclown Posted: 9/15/2009 Plot: On his way to New Orleans to drop off a human "package", Frank Castle stops at a remote gas station where some college kids are also buying gas. Comics "Fashion Hell" by: Protoclown (Originally presented in The Invincible Iron Man # 42-43, by Gerry Conway and George Tuska) Have any questions or comments about this piece? Email Protoclown! Maybe next time we can get that Conan the Barbarian/Iron Man crossover the world has been clamoring for. com - Tales from the Longbox!"The Dead Walk the Earth in Spandex!" 9/22/06 by: Earlier this year, there was a very enjoyable 5-issue series called , in which all of the Marvel Superheroes (and villains) had been infected by a zombie virus and had eaten nearly every man, woman and child on Earth. com - HEY DORK! Let's talk comics!The Legion of Superheroes were entering their fourth continuity reboot in less than a decade. Like any entertainment medium, it's about 90% crap to 10% quality stuff--the trick is simply to sift through the crap and find the I-Mockery. Free copies of Visionary Darkness were distributed in local high schools and record shops. In fact one about the big events could involve the whole I-Mockery crew. org. Lion-O looks so pissed off the whole time plus two instances of actual Snarf abuse and the third-to-last panel looks like he's about to get bitchslapped by Lion-O. I-Mockery. So, in honor of Halloween, I'm going to take a detailed look at one Weeklies Comic: " Batman #686 " Published by: DC Comics Written by: Neil Gaiman Artist: Andy Kubert Reviewer: Protoclown Posted: 2/17/2009 Plot: Batman is dead, kind of, or not, and those closest to him, including his rogue's gallery, stop by the funeral to pay their respects. 2009 San Diego Comic-Con photos to see! Click here to continue onward to page 8! I-Mockery. I agree that GA with facial hair is way better, but the older comics tend to be far more ridiculous and thus better fodder for redubbing. Comic-Con. Of course regular humans were infected with the zombie virus too, but those slow Mar 29, 2010 · "The Curious Case Of Dr. com | McClain @ the 2003 San Diego Comic-Con!So I've been to a few before, but none of them get my browneye a' winkin' like Comic-Con - the largest Comic Book themed convention of them all. com - HEY DORK! Let's talk comics!He gave me several brown paper grocery bags full of comics going back to about '62, the year of my birth, and they BLEW MY MIND so completely it is still blown and I have continued to read superhero comics my whole life even through the seventies when, like everything else, they were unforgivably bad. As if the entire I-Mockery universe is affected by all these ridiculous "big event" stories. Period. I was six years old, and I've been buying comics ever since. com - Tales from the Longbox!Yes, that's right; he absorbs powers and abilities from video games. From almost the first instant setting foot upon the conventional hall floor, I was utterly When it came to He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, one thing I always liked was that the action figures always came with their own mini-comics. No art. Given how much I love comic books, it was only natural that I would eventually start up my own column on this part of the site (after RoG kicked me up off my lazy "A Tour Through Hell" by: Protoclown (Originally presented in Elvira's House of Mystery #3, by Robert Kanigher and Jess Jodloman) Have any questions or comments about this piece? Email Protoclown! Lucky for us, after years of wondering, his original story was finally restored in a nine-issue comic series printed by Avatar Press, best known for publishing comics with lots of naked titties in them (a hallmark of quality if ever there was one). com - Tales from the Longbox! Comics "Save Vs. com | Law Stripz: Exposed!RoG: Recently, Pjalne and myself started visiting an informative little web site known as lawforkids. I like to imagine it having Gastroesophageal reflux disease and puking all over everybody in the crowd. We can only hope. com | Crying With The Women Of Comic-Conby: Max Burbank A number of months ago I attended the 2009 Comi-Con in San Diego. Look kid, I already gave you a pickle hat you can stop pointing the gun at me. As I was walking up to the convention center with my brother I immediately started seeing freaks. Forum Jump User Control Panel Private Messages Subscriptions Who's Online Search Forums Forums Home I-Mockery Site Forums Article Discussion Forum Events I-Mockery Discussion Forums General Blabber Gaming 'n Toys Movies & Television Music Art Comics 'n Books Loveline Philosophy, Politics, and News Sports & Health I-Mockery Miscellaneous Forums I-Mockery. And as the convention attendance continues to grow exponentially each year, it would seem that my photo galleries of it are growing in a similar I-Mockery. Hell, when you consider that nearly every superhero or villain is wearing a crazy outlandish costume, just about every comic character can be tied to Halloween in some way. I actually have this comic somewhere. . Review: The ubiquitous Feb 21, 2011 · Take for example DC Comics's Justice mini-series, twelve issues beautifully painted by Alex Ross, and definitely worthy of anyone's comic collection. Superheroes were still in their infancy as a genre I-Mockery. On Saturday, May 7th, any and every Comic: " Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen #134 " Published by: DC Comics Written by: Jack Kirby Artist: Jack Kirby Reviewer: Max Burbank Posted: 8/27/2008 Plot: Jimmy Olsen, now the leader of surreal outlaw biker gang, The Outsiders, along with his new pals, The Newsboy Legion ride the Zoomway, the perilous drag strip that leads to fabled “Mountain of Judgment”. Pjalne: Sure are. All these characters would later be eaten by DC, which owned Superman and Batman (DC stood for Detective Comics). 1 is a 12-issue Marvel series published in the I-Mockery Merchandise - Shirts, Posters, Pickle Hats, Comics, Stickers, Buttons and other crap! My friends, have I got a real treat for you. Basically, the Inhumans are descended from primates that the Celestials genetically enhanced, and then the Kree came The protagonist isn't really all that interesting, but the main reason anyone wants to read this book is for the villains, all of whom are based on combinations of other comic book archetypes (mostly DC characters). Once again I-Mockery has saved me money! "My Family Vacation" by: Protoclown (Originally presented in GI JOE # 33 [Marvel], by Larry Hama and Frank Springer) Have any questions or comments about this piece? Email Protoclown! "U. Found any weird, bizarre, stupid or funny comics that should appear in a future "Tales From the Longbox" column? Email Protoclown and let him know! Or a column about Superhero death and resurrection would be great topics worthy of another team-up of that magnitude. com - Tales from the Longbox! I think the mask in the comics has lenses as wellit probably depends on who you ask. I'm sure I'll make it there, it's just hard to say when it'll happen. Unfortunately, in this comic you will not see him use any video game powers, instead resorting to his simple lightning blasts. com - Comics! A collection of our web comics and comic-oriented pieces! I'm a huge fan of the first movie but never cared for the sequel. Reality" by: Protoclown (Originally presented in Spectacular Spider-Man #38 by Bill Mantlo, Sal Buscema, and Chic Stone) Have any questions or comments about this piece? SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE READER COMMENTS SECTION BELOW! I liked the off shoot and one off comics, like the retelling of various legends using Marvel characters (Momotaro and the X-Men was particularly good). Review: " Heartbreak and psoriasis. I know many of you I-Mockery. Skinny guys dressed up like Agents from the Matrix. To my great shame I have been reading them ever since. Review: It’s been four years since Ambush Bug last made anything more than a cameo appearance. com - HEY DORK! Let's talk comics!And this after he'd already tried to create his own cat themed rock star by hiring a singer and writing a comic book where she was a singer by day, cat themed superhero by night? Did you read ANY of the " WHAT IF STAN LEE HAD THE IDEAS THAT DC'S ORIGINAL GREAT WRITERS HAD, EXCEPT HE HAD THEM TODAY, AND THEY ALL REEKED LIKE SULFUR FUMES? " No? see I-Mockery. Fat girls dressed up like Chun Li. Review: Garth Ennis has done some great Punisher stories in the past. com | I-Mockery's Big 2011 San Diego Comic-Con Photo Album!Good pictures! I saw at least 25 things that I probably would have wanted to buy. Review: All too often, comic books explore a lot of familiar territory: The villain appears, the hero fights the villain, the hero defeats the villain, the Jun 6, 2004 · I-Mockery Forum I-Mockery Discussion Forums Art Thread Tools Display Modes # 1 bigtimecow rockfuckcunt Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: mash and two tits Sam notices in his comic book that the "head vampire" often has a guardian, such as the "hounds of hell", to keep watch over him while he sleeps during the day. Superheroes were still in their infancy as a genre So there was probably no dinner. Eventually. Hello, and welcome to "Tales from the Longbox", my new regular comic column here on I-Mockery! For those of you who aren't serious collectors of comics, the title refers to the long white boxes that comic geeks keep their books in. com - Protocomics Part 5: The Fall of the Silver Surfer!Part 5: "The Fall of the Silver Surfer" by: Protoclown (Originally presented in Fantastic Four #50 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby) I-Mockery. Archer as much as I did. Deadpool, "the merc with a mouth", poses with Protoclown, "the punk with a pickle". Not that I would know, not having super powers and all, but I think we all can assume keeping the criminally insane from escaping their apparently minimum-security asylums or carrying half the North Pole over to Saudi-Arabia to cool down burning oil pumps all day can be a bit stressful Another Spectacular Year of Comic-Con Coverage, Complete with nostalgic pics & dashingly witty comments by -RoG- & the I-Mockery crew!!! Thx So Much for bringing it All here, for All of us to see. So he becomes one. Review: The Books of Magic is one of my favorite comic series and among the best work ever published by Vertigo Comics, yet it is often criminally overlooked next to some of the imprint's other titles. Except they did, back in Marvel Team-Up #79 back in 1979. com | I-Mockery's Big 2011 San Diego Comic-Con Photo Album!This was a beautiful article and -RoG-, you once more outdid yourself with a veritable phototour of the event. When we started taking this pic, there were only two tribbles in that bin! Oh so much retro goodness at this booth. Review: The title “Not Brand Echh” was a direct response to the question raised directly above it; “Who says a comic Search: I-Mockery. J's Wild Ride!Part 3: "Mr. 1 is a 12-issue Marvel series published in the early 80s, about a truck driver with I-Mockery. Notable contributors include RoG, the site's founder, and Protoclown, who reviews comics. Genius! He invited me to a Mad Max-o-thon. com - Tales from the Longbox! I-Mockery Merchandise - Shirts, Stickers, Comics and other crap! In addition to all the photos, I-Mockery had a booth at Comic-Con for the first time this year which was awesome because it marked two anniversaries: it was the 40th anniversary of the San Diego Comic-Con and the 10th anniversary of I-Mockery (well 13 technically if you count the years the site was online before we finally registered a domain name). With Re and Nick at my side along with some other great friends lending a hand, I-Mockery had its busiest year ever at Comic-Con. So now you can view all of the old comics and baste your mind with their absurdity. You can post anonymously as a guest or you can post with your social media accounts. From humble beginnings way back in 1970 to the mega-media monstrosity that it is today, the San Diego Comic-Con has come one hell of a long way and it seems to get more packed every year. Boogie Posted: 12/16/2009 Plot: Former KGB officer Kalenov has come across an unusual case: a kidnapped child, the babysitter murdered by trained assassins, and the possibility of the child being part of something much bigger. This, unfortunately, is not one of A comic book of Charles Dickens' classic novel by Marvel Comics featuring super-heroes? Oh wait, it's just original story whittled down to fit inside 54 page comic, how festive! Luckily for us all that "A Christmas Carol" can stand on its own no matter what format it comes in, I suppose that's the magic of being a great story. com - Protocomics Part 1: For the Love of God! About Us Unlike most humor/entertainment sites, I-Mockery has been setting itself apart from the rest of the pack for the past 15 years by never setting any boundaries for itself. Boogie Posted: 8/19/2008 Plot: The world is in the midst of a nuclear holocaust, but that’s not going to stop Frank Castle from punishing one last group of criminals. Review: When I'm introducing someone to the world of comics, someone who Review: Ask ten hardcore comic geeks what the best comic book ever made is, and over half of them will say Watchmen without even hesitating. Review: Black Hole is a great and bizarre story about I-Mockery. The title would have been a lot less awkward if they'd gotten rid of the "A", or even the "Freddy Krueger's", but I guess they wanted to make it very clear that it wasn't a nightmare being experienced by Jason Voorhees, or Michael I liked the off shoot and one off comics, like the retelling of various legends using Marvel characters (Momotaro and the X-Men was particularly good). Manhattan's Wang" by: Protoclown (Originally presented in Watchmen # 3 & 4, by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons) Have any questions or comments about this piece? Email Protoclown! Comics "The Curse of the Crimson Avenger!" by: Protoclown (Originally presented in Voodoo #4, a Farrell Publication) Have any questions or comments about this piece? SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE READER COMMENTS SECTION BELOW! Comics "A Night At The Theatre" by: Protoclown (Originally presented in The Vault of Horror # 39 by Reed Crandall) NOTE: I'm testing out a new comments system using Disqus, so you no longer have to register an account on I-Mockery to post a comment. Many compilations of his work are still in print, including “ The Pogo Papers ”, and rumor has it his complete works are going to be re-issued soon. Boogie Posted: 4/17/2008 Plot: Kl'rt, the Super Skrull, fights against the Annihilation Wave, a huge space armada commanded by fellow Fantastic Four villain and space insect, Annihilus. There are lots of great spooky comic book characters out there that invoke the imagery and ideas of Halloween. Bizarre humor. After all, people have only been bitching and ranting and raving and sending death threats over the internet for weeks now, and yes, I'm going to talk about it too. com - Tales from the Longbox! Comic-Con. But there are certain characters that get all the spooky elements just right, so that they practically ooze I-Mockery. Or maybe a television show. I believe the guy getting branded was actually the Arab on the previous page, but it's been a long time since I last saw it. He strips down to his tighty whities and a pair captain516 Amicable Herculean May 24th, 2010, 06:29 PM Mockery Pickled Patriarch May 24th, 2010, 08:03 PM Fathom Zero [Features] [Shorts] [Games] [Comics] [Weeklies] [Blog] [Info] [Store] [Advertise] [Home] Copyright © 1997-2025 I-Mockery Productions : All Rights Reserved : (E-mail) Protoclown here from I-Mockery, and I'm excited to tell you that today I'm interviewing the lazy bast-err, creative genius behind " The Guy Who Can't Draw Comics ". Thanks again for Michael Davis for providing this year's holiday Longbox fodder! Found any weird, bizarre, stupid or funny comics that should appear in a future "Tales From the Longbox" column? Email Protoclown and let him know! I-Mockery. com | I-Mockery's Big 2010 San Diego Comic-Con Photo Album!'Tis too bad I live in Colorado otherwise I'd go to Comic-Con every year. well shit. com | McClain @ the 2003 San Diego Comic-Con!L et me preface this fiasco by stating that I scantily prepared for the venture. That was in the Keith Giffen penned Lobo unbound. I. J's Wild Ride! Take for example DC Comics's Justice mini-series, twelve issues beautifully painted by Alex Ross, and definitely worthy of anyone's comic collection. com, intending to view the phenomena with a dispassionate, journalistic eye. 8tx ez2 sjnr0 gzzy kno7 p8dihi 8xf 3nk jmm7ysi 5kfyuge